Walking

I’ve been using both new legs for about a month now.  It’s probably longer but I am bad with long term time(weeks and months).  I am using a walker and boy is it slow going.  If I could do the voice I would wear my bathrobe in public and do the pedophile from Family Guy.

A surprising feature of my new limbs is that they are 10 inches shorter than my old legs.  Now I literally see eye to eye with my wife.  I have to hop up to get on my king-size  bed.  Before I could just sit on it.  I like to  say if they were going to take 10 inches they could have taken it off my dick.

Using a walker takes both hands.  If I don’t have the basket attached it’s like I don’t have any arms.  The basket is 12″ x 6″ x 3″.  My scooter basket was as big as a bike basket.  I’m now in touch with my female side in that I prefer the depth rather than width,

I’m slowly raising the level of the walker so I won’t walk leaning forward.  I was two notches up but I fell last week so I’m back to one.  I’ll go back to two tomorrow.  I read in Lifehacker that if you tell people your goals you are more likely to accomplish them.  What few goals I have I need all the help I can get.

One of those few goals is spend 45 minutes on the working tasks on the PC like blogs, my wife’s website, and various programming languages like Java, C#, and perl.

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