{"id":233,"date":"2016-09-23T18:33:05","date_gmt":"2016-09-24T00:33:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/?p=233"},"modified":"2017-03-24T12:26:46","modified_gmt":"2017-03-24T18:26:46","slug":"walking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/2016\/09\/23\/walking\/","title":{"rendered":"Walking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been using both new legs for about a month now. \u00a0It&#8217;s probably longer but I am bad with long term time(weeks and months). \u00a0I am using a walker and boy is it slow going. \u00a0If I could do the voice I would wear my bathrobe in public and do the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tG-AwQAvbRo\">pedophile from Family Guy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>A surprising feature of my new limbs is that they are 10 inches shorter than my old legs. \u00a0Now I literally see eye to eye with my wife. \u00a0I have to hop up to get on my king-size \u00a0bed. \u00a0Before I could just sit on it. \u00a0I like to \u00a0say if they were going to take 10 inches they could have taken it off my dick.<\/p>\n<p>Using a walker takes both hands. \u00a0If I don&#8217;t have the basket attached it&#8217;s like I don&#8217;t have any arms. \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/WALKER-BASKET-NYLON-BEVERAGE-HOLDER\/dp\/B002S46YKQ\/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?s=hpc&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1474676595&amp;sr=1-6&amp;keywords=walker+basket\">The basket is 12&#8243; x 6&#8243; x 3&#8243;.<\/a> \u00a0My scooter basket was as big as a<a href=\"http:\/\/bicyclesnyc.com\/product\/axiom-city-wicker-front-basket-156343-1.htm\"> bike basket<\/a>. \u00a0I&#8217;m now in touch with my female side in that I prefer the depth rather than width,<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m slowly raising the level of the walker so I won&#8217;t walk leaning forward. \u00a0I was two notches up but I fell last week so I&#8217;m back to one. \u00a0I&#8217;ll go back to two tomorrow. \u00a0I read in Lifehacker that if you tell people your goals you are more likely to accomplish them. \u00a0What few goals I have I need all the help I can get.<\/p>\n<p>One of those few goals is spend 45 minutes on the working tasks on the PC like blogs, my wife&#8217;s website, and various programming languages like Java, C#, and perl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been using both new legs for about a month now. \u00a0It&#8217;s probably longer but I am bad with long term time(weeks and months). \u00a0I am using a walker and boy is it slow going. \u00a0If I could do the voice I would wear my bathrobe in public and do the pedophile from Family Guy. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/2016\/09\/23\/walking\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Walking<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prosethesis"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234,"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wrightfoot.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}